What would a reindeer do if it lost its tail?
He’d go to a re-tail shop for a new one!
He’d go to a re-tail shop for a new one!
Why couldn't the skeleton go to the Christmas Party?
He had no body to go with!
He had no body to go with!
Why is Rudolph always wet?
Because he’s a rain-deer!
Because he’s a rain-deer!
Why does Scrooge love all of the reindeer?
Because every buck is dear to him!
Because every buck is dear to him!
What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?
A pineapple!
A pineapple!
What do you get if cross a snowman and a Vampire?
Frost bite!
Frost bite!
What do you get if Santa goes down the chimney when a fire is lit?
Crisp Cringle
What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has NO L (Noel)
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wow. laugh in my head:) i really do like it
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ReplyDeleteThese are very good! Great job!
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ReplyDeleteAWESOME!! :D
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