feature story 1: JOKES (:

KNOCK KNOCK:

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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Abbott!
Abbott who?
Abbott time you answered the door!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Abe!
Abe who?
Abe C D E F G H...!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Arch!
Arch who?
You catching a cold?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Mata!
Mata who?
Mata of life and death!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Max!
Max who?
Max no difference. Open the door!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Jaws!
Jaws who?
Jaws truly!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Maria!
Maria who?
Maria me, I love you!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Weirdo!
Weirdo who?
Weirdo you think

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Willis!
Willis who?
Willis rain ever stop! you're going!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Water skier!
Water skier who?
Water skier'd of, I'm harmless!