(funniest puns and jokes)
42. If you step onto a plane and recognize a friend of yours named Jack don't yell out Hi Jack!
45. The dead batteries were given out free of charge.
46. To some - marriage is a word ... to others - a sentence.
53. I saw a beaver movie last night, it was the best dam movie I've ever seen.
58. It's better to love a short girl than not a tall.
60. I get my large circumference from too much pi.
64. Stealing someone's coffee is called 'mugging'.
67. I relish the fact that you've mustard the strength to ketchup to me.
70. Every calendar's days are numbered.
84. A toothless termite walked into a tavern and said, "Is the bar tender here?"
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